March 2010
6 posts
THE AWL: Balk's theory on why guys take breakups... →
davidcho:
I was out of pocket most of the day today so I didn’t see this until I was skimming my RSS just now.
That post was the definition of burying the lede.
hmm… interesting
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I"... →
February 2010
3 posts
“It is possible at any age to discover a lifelong desire you never knew you had.”
– Robert Brault (via littlemiss)
whoa, my tumblr is still here
April 2009
4 posts
Look how much I blogged today, Dustin.
March 2009
5 posts
“The first day of the NCAA tournament is my favorite holiday. WAY better than...”
– My brother.
I think I like my birthday better, but today is pretty sweet.
no clue how i got the huge font on that post but whatevs
February 2009
26 posts
“So we were telling Tino, the girls’ rugby coach, that he should name their...”
– My rugby-playing brother.
For me, a joke’s humor often cancels out its offensiveness.
“I want to be free of you… the way you, obviously, are free of me.”
– The Count of Monte Cristo (via littlemiss)
Holy shit, did Alan Arkin say "Seymour Phillip...
“That’s just the trouble with me. I give myself very good advice, but I very...”
– Alice in Wonderland (via littlemiss)
Was that some sort of joke by Joaquin Pheonix on Letterman? This thought is bothering me more than it should.
Watchhahahaha who thought of this??
jakehurwitz:
You don’t know if you’re gonna laugh at first, but then you do.
Watchi wish my dad would have seen this. he was probably too busy watching “the factor.”
Holy shit, these are hilarious.
WatchI couldn’t agree more. Especially the part about the guy taking the picture being a dick.
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...”
– Neil Gaiman (via littlemiss)
Damn, I wonder what someone did to Neil.
“I would rather have three minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing...”
– Steel Magnolias (via littlemiss)
Love this one.
Watchi’m blogging this so i can find it anytime i want to laugh my ass off.
January 2009
34 posts
“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You’re deeply...”
– (via littlemiss)
Stephen Speaks- Just a Little Girl
Why does ESPN feel the need to remind me that the...
It’s even in the crawl. Unnecessary.
My mom always sends me emails like this, the kind...
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember...
Ouch.
SweetSarah305: i don't like compliment fishers
Andy: With you it would be called ice fishing